What else would you do?

If you !believe in god, what else would you be doing which you're not doing right now?

History according to the Bible.

What other history books do people buy with the Bible?

Amazon.

The pope.

When I see the white smoke, I weep.

The meek shall inherit the Earth!

There, keep it.

From: SMBC

It's Christmas in Heaven!

All the children sing!

If a sperm is wasted...

...god gets quite irate.

Hey, if they can make shit up, so can I.

It is said that steaks and sweets taste much better on occasions such as Good Friday but many can't handle the extra goodness and so the church invented fasting to save lives.

You just have to give credit to religion for this

...or at least the lack of belief in it.

cAPITALIZATION.

I capitalize words like Universe And Cosmos but not god and yahweh; bite me.

And as you might have realized, I also prefer capitalizing a word like And over god.